I Couldn’t Set Sail Today

Original Title: 今天也没能扬帆起航
Author: 春风遥
Status in COO: 202 Chapters (Completed)
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Summary:

As a corporate s*ave, Zhou Qi’an is relentlessly exploited by his unscrupulous boss during the day, pressured by his parents to marry at night, and berated by his night school teacher on weekends for his perceived lack of intelligence.

On the day Zhou Qi’an was pulled into the infinite game, he breathed a sigh of relief: Finally.
Goodbye, marriage-pushing maniacs;
Goodbye, 996 (the Chinese work culture of 9 AM to 9 PM, 6 days a week);
Goodbye, damn night school.
Tonight, he’s setting sail!

In the first instance of his journey, Zhou Qi’an boards a terrifying bus with a group of players.
When the bus reaches its destination, Zhou Qi’an is shocked to see his mother.
“My precious son, did you think running away from home would help you avoid blind dates?” She grins: “Impossible.”
Soon, a terrifying monster NPC is thrown onto Zhou Qi’an’s bed—his new blind date!

In the second instance, the eerie high-rise, Zhou Qi’an spots his boss among the players.
Shiny high-end leather shoes stomp on a monster’s head, and his boss strides towards Zhou Qi’an amidst the players’ horrified gazes.

“Why did you disappear during overtime?”
“I heard that people who die here also die outside. Are you trying to cheat us out of death benefits?”
“Is the project plan done or not? I’m asking you, is it done or not?!”

In the subsequent instance, his boss slaughters all the monsters, and Zhou Qi’an burns the midnight oil working 996.

In the third instance, the endless (bloody) sea of learning, with a 90% death rate, Zhou Qi’an, who had skipped many classes, encounters his night school teacher.
“Qi’an, come to the teacher,” says the man with a pale face, extending his hand.

“!”
Zhou Qi’an abandons any thought of continuing his journey and retreats behind his teammates.
But as soon as he approaches, his teammates instinctively step back, creating a gap between them.

“?” Why does it seem like they’re more afraid of me?

Three years ago, a strange fog drifted through the city. Since then, Zhou Qi’an noticed that some people around him seemed abnormal.
Later, when he got pulled into the infinite game, all the players cursed the cunning, cruel, and terrifying NPCs.
Only Zhou Qi’an sighed with genuine relief:
“Finally, normal people.”

Yet everyone else looked at him with unspeakable expressions and nodded: “Yes, you’re the most normal.”

Outwardly honest and modest, but actually stunningly handsome and highly intelligent, the beautiful shou vs. the madman who’s consistently insane, the heretic gong.

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  1. Love this with every fiber of my being. Reading how Zhou Qi’an interacts with everyone and everything is a treat. Thank you for the translation♥️♥️😌😌♥️😌♥️😌😋

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  2. thank you so so much for translating this. genuinely this story is a hidden gem and im eternally grateful for you, whos made this accessible to all of us.

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