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    โ€œDid it blow up? Did it blow up?!โ€

    Zhou Qiโ€™anโ€™s voice leapt like a stranded fish, barely containing his joy, almost soaring into the sky.

    โ€œIf it blew up, Iโ€™m going to grab something to eat.โ€ The cafeteria meat was still waiting for him to savor.

    A college student couldnโ€™t hold it in any longerโ€”he ran to the trash can and vomited violently.

    He once encountered a passenger with stomach issues on the bus. During the morning rush hour, the whole vehicle felt like it was experiencing a biochemical attack. But this methane explosion? It was way worse.

    It wasnโ€™t just the stench of hydrogen sulfide. The sewage and waste were enough to make a personโ€”

    โ€œUgh!โ€

    What kind of mindset could still think about eating in this situation?

    Zhou Qiโ€™an calmly put on a mask he had made earlier to kill time and walked out.

    โ€œHe didnโ€™t die after all.โ€

    Even the mask couldnโ€™t conceal the hint of disappointment in his expression.

    It was supposed to be a perfect two-birds-one-stoneโ€”eliminate the ghost and get rid of Vikas in one go. If he hadnโ€™t activated the trap, and the methane explosion had been caused by friction or a struggle, then Vikasโ€™s death wouldnโ€™t have been pinned on him.

    Even if he had used the trap, it would only increase the difficulty of the next level.

    He was already in a four-and-a-half-star difficulty instanceโ€”what was there to be afraid of? As for Shen Zhiyi, that accomplice, Zhou Qiโ€™an had a feeling that even if the game didnโ€™t increase the challenge, heโ€™d still haunt him endlessly.

    โ€œA total loss.โ€

    The college student behind him wore a complicated expression. A loss? A loss of what? The methane in the toilet?

    For Vikas to walk away from an explosion like that, he mustโ€™ve paid a heavy price.

    Sparks were still flickering in the corridor.

    Amidst the embers, Vikas seemed to sense something. He looked upโ€”and locked eyes with Zhou Qiโ€™an.

    The young man stood tall, the mask adding an air of mystery to him.

    โ€œIt wasโ€ฆ you.โ€

    The three words squeezed out of his throat like toothpaste, deeply etched and bitter. Without any evidence, Vikas was nearly certain that Zhou Qiโ€™an was the culprit.

    โ€œIt wasnโ€™t me, I didnโ€™t do it, donโ€™t make stuff up.โ€

    Zhou Qiโ€™an looked more innocent than a startled bunny. โ€œYou went to the bathroom and blew it up yourselfโ€”donโ€™t go blaming others for damaging public property.โ€

    No surveillance. Who couldnโ€™t lie through their teeth?

    โ€œYouโ€ฆโ€ Anyone who almost died from a toilet explosion would lose their composure. Vikas took a step forward. Something squished under his shoe, making a disgusting squelching sound.

    โ€œโ€ฆโ€ In that moment, his fury became uncontrollable.

    Kill this bastard!

    Vikas no longer cared about consequences. He lost all reason and lunged forward.

    But Zhou Qiโ€™an merely smiled, his gaze drifting past Vikas as if looking at something behind him.

    Vikas instinctively stepped back and quickly turned around, scanning his surroundings.

    Not far away, Shen Zhiyi was standing there, looking at him like he was already dead.

    Just as Shen Zhiyi was about to raise his hand, Zhou Qiโ€™an suddenly said, โ€œLetโ€™s go. Get some air.โ€

    Vikas had basically died twice already.

    The first time, a substitute doll took the hit for him. But once this incident got out, heโ€™d suffer a second kind of social death.

    If it were Zhou Qiโ€™an, he wouldnโ€™t dare show his face around humans again either.

    Vikasโ€™s eyes were bloodshot. Just as he was about to explode again, he caught sight of another person.

    Before he could be swept up by a wave of murderous rage, the player who had previously tipped him off quickly spoke up: โ€œWhy are you looking at me like that? Itโ€™s not like I helped him blow up the bathroom.โ€

    Vikasโ€™s eyes were cold and filled with murderous intent.

    How could it be such a coincidence? That guy just happened to find a check-in point and tell him?

    The player hadnโ€™t expected Zhou Qiโ€™an to pull off such a god-tier move. He forced himself to endure the awful stench in the air and said, โ€œThe bathroom is a check-in point, not some secret. Even if I hadnโ€™t told you, you wouldโ€™ve found out sooner or later.โ€

    The moment he mentioned the check-in point, aside from a few surprised faces in the crowd, most of the players remained indifferent.

    After all, after todayโ€™s physical test, someone had already drunk the meat soup.

    They just reacted at different times.

    Those who had evolved less were already haunted by noon after a trip to the bathroom.

    Whether Vikas believed it or not, at least he wouldnโ€™t kill someone in front of an audience.

    His eyes flickered, quickly regaining his composureโ€”only to find that Zhou Qiโ€™an had already vanished.

    He must have gone to the cafeteria. If only heโ€™d known, he wouldโ€™ve destroyed both the dried meat and the soupโ€”then Zhou Qiโ€™an wouldโ€™ve had to confront the kitchen staff directly.

    Vikas scanned his surroundings. โ€œHad enough of the show?โ€

    Knowing he was furious, the other players didnโ€™t want to make enemies for no reason and gradually dispersed.

    Vikas was just about to step forwardโ€”

    When suddenly, someone blocked his path.

    The one who blocked him was the same player who had just tried to defend himself.

    “Are you looking to die?”

    A sharp tool appeared in Vikas’ hand. But at that moment, the other player spoke up:

    “You want to trip him up in secret? That won’t work.”

    The player hesitated for a moment before continuing, “Wherever you go now, people within a ten-mile radius will know… ugh…”

    He had no choice but to sabotage openly. As he spoke, he began to gag and vomit himself.


    Under the pink sky, Zhou Qiโ€™an breathed in the fresh air deeply.

    “Vikas probably used a substitute injury or death-avoidance item,” he said.

    He had deliberately searched the marketplace and found such items existed, but they were all greyed out and marked as sold outโ€”likely limited-time releases at intervals.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an dreamed aloud, “If only I had a death-substitute item…”

    Shen Zhiyi didnโ€™t burst that unrealistic dream. A player who owned a sacred itemโ€”like Zhou Qiโ€™anโ€”would have such death-substitute items locked by the game system.

    To keep Zhou Qiโ€™an from indulging in that flashy fantasy for too long, Shen Zhiyi reminded him, “Donโ€™t let your guard down. That Sacks guy was a cautionary tale.”

    Just because the water supply was shut off, he ignored the stench in the bathroomโ€”that kind of foolish behavior.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an muttered, “…That was Vikas.”

    “Oh, right. Were you the one who triggered the trap, or…?”

    Shen Zhiyi knew what he was getting at and replied, “I didnโ€™t do anything.”

    In other words, Vikas had triggered it himself.

    Hearing this, Zhou Qiโ€™an grinned.

    “That kind of filth isnโ€™t something that can be washed off with clean water. If he doesnโ€™t manage to get rid of the stench before the exam, the class teacher might even bar him from entering the exam room for disrupting others. Also…”

    Zhou Qiโ€™an blinked.

    “For a while at least, Sacksโ€”no, Vikasโ€”can forget about following us around like a tail.”

    Now that he no longer had any concerns, Zhou Qiโ€™an was in high spirits.

    He hummed a cheerful tune, though the rolled-up sleeves of his shirt were crusted with dried blood. Under the blood moon, it looked both weak and creepy.

    Shen Zhiyiโ€™s lips curved slightly tooโ€”but not because of Vikasโ€™ misery. A vague voice drifted in the air:

    “Still the same as always.”

    Zhou Qiโ€™an: “Hm?”

    Shen Zhiyi looked away. “Nothing. Weโ€™ve arrived at the cafeteria.”

    Still the same as alwaysโ€”no matter how wide the power gap between individuals, he could still play the other like a dog.

    Being flexible was one of Zhou Qiโ€™anโ€™s guiding principles. Right now, he needed to conserve his strength, so naturally, the task of fetching meat soup from the cafeteria fell to Shen Zhiyi.

    Within just a few minutes, while Zhou Qiโ€™an was still singing under the moon, Shen Zhiyi returned carrying a bowl of soup.

    The dried meat wasnโ€™t the traditional brown color; even after boiling, it retained a vivid red hue.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an guessed it came from specially bred pigs. The pig heads stored in the ship were used to connect to headless corpses. The pig bodies were probably uselessโ€”likely sent to the cafeteria instead.

    Just like Vikas, Zhou Qiโ€™an picked out meat on purpose to trigger an earlier reaction.

    He looked like a weirdo, completely unaffected by the earlier bathroom explosion. Calmly, he gnawed on ribs in front of the cafeteria, facing the cold wind.

    [Poison Resistance +1]

    Zhou Qiโ€™an: “Chef Shen, another bowl.”

    Shen Zhiyi silently returned to the cafeteria.

    One minute later:

    Zhou Qiโ€™an declared with gusto, “Another bowl!”

    Two minutes later:

    “Another bowl!”

    Shen Zhiyi kept going to โ€œfetchโ€ the foodโ€”though by the fourth trip, it really was more like a fight.

    Because at that point, the cafeteria chef could no longer bear it.

    The meat soup was originally meant to destroy studentsโ€™ bodies. The real treasures were the fresh fruits and such.

    But one person taking all the meatโ€”even the rotten meatโ€”had crossed the chefโ€™s bottom line.

    From Window No. 1, the chef emerged, looking like a bound spirit.

    The other chefs had been injured fighting over spirit coins and hadnโ€™t yet returned to duty.

    The iron barrel was too deep.

    Shen Zhiyi stirred with a long ladle, searching for meat chunks. His thin figure faced the window, seemingly unaware of the danger approaching behind him.

    The chef was tall, and both his shadow and muscular body lunged toward the prey simultaneously!

    A red ghostly glow from above the cafeteria spotlighted the incoming chef.

    It looked like the chef had no ligaments between his head and neckโ€”the head suddenly flopped down at an odd angle, aiming to bite the preyโ€™s artery.

    But Shen Zhiyi remained calm. Without turning around, he raised his arm, fingers curved like claws, and easily pinned the monsterโ€™s ferocious head.

    A massive suction force surged out.

    Before the chef could even react, his head banged hard against the iron barrel, causing the murky soup to shake violently.

    “Whereโ€™s the meat?” Shen Zhiyi asked softly.

    Meat?

    Before the chef could answer, his head was slammed against the barrel again, leaving a visible dent.

    “The meat.” Shen Zhiyi asked againโ€”his tone even gentler, but his patience clearly thinning.

    He knew the rules of the game all too well.

    Cafeteria NPCs existed to cook and guard offerings.

    With the Exam God still under repair, most of the chefโ€™s purpose was already gone.

    As long as he wasnโ€™t killed outright, it wouldnโ€™t draw the gameโ€™s attention.

    With a casual flick of sharp nails, the barrelโ€™s iron edge peeled like paper.

    The chefโ€™s eyes widened as he saw that Shen Zhiyi was aiming for his eye.

    โ€œIโ€”Iโ€™m just here to add more meat!โ€ he howled, flailing and screaming in agony.

    Shen Zhiyi let go of his hand.

    The chef, who moments ago resembled a pig, now looked more like an arthropod, nearly crawling on all fours to add more ingredients.

    At 5:30 a.m., the strange pink sky was gradually fading.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an stood with his hands behind his back, gazing up at the heavens, pretending not to hear the screams from inside.

    Shen Zhiyi came out holding two freshly topped bowls of ribs, wearing a warm smile, looking every bit like a good-natured gentleman.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an seized the moment, gnawing on the tough, dry ribs. By the end, he smacked his lips with lingering satisfaction. โ€œClose enough.โ€

    His stomach started to ache.

    Shen Zhiyi thought for a moment, recalling the several bowls Zhou had eaten earlier. โ€œAre you sure itโ€™s poisoning?โ€

    Not just overeating?

    โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

    This time, Zhou Qiโ€™an was confident, trying to walk back to the dorm like a triumphant general. But his stomach felt like it had swallowed a chunk of ironโ€”dull and heavyโ€”so he had to bend slightly, occasionally clutching it, hoping the coolness of his palm might relieve the pain.

    Shen Zhiyi offered, โ€œIโ€™ll carry you.โ€

    Zhou Qiโ€™an shook his head. He treated it as a warm-upโ€”after all, he still had ghosts to deal with.

    Dormitory lobby.

    The dorm supervisor was grumbling, โ€œWhat the hell is that smell?โ€

    Worse than a pigsty.

    He had clearly heard the loud commotion upstairs and rushed up to the fifth floor, then dashed back down.

    Even monsters couldnโ€™t stand that stench.

    Under the supervisorโ€™s furious glare, Zhou Qiโ€™an quickened his pace, avoiding becoming the target of misplaced anger.

    At the second-floor landing, Zhou Qiโ€™an gave Shen Zhiyi a slight nodโ€”trigger conditions required him to be alone. He had to go by himself. As for which building or floor’s restroom to use, the rules werenโ€™t picky; even the girlsโ€™ dorm bathrooms could be used to trigger events.

    With his iron stomach twitching slightly, Zhou Qiโ€™an composed himself and walked toward the restroom at the end of the hall.

    The second floor housed only a few veteran trainees. Damp corners of the walls were covered in faint mold. A cold wind seeped in from unknown places on both sides, creating the illusion of walking through an empty corridor.

    Once the resistance to poison lost its effect, getting hit felt even worse.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an was currently in a weakened state, and his senses were far from sharp.

    He pulled out the Little Hammer, tucked it into his pocket in advance, always ready to summon White Silk, his gaze sharp as he turned into the dark hallway.

    Zzzzzโ€ฆ

    The lightbulb in the washroom overhead flickered and buzzed.

    Blinking on and off, forcing Zhou Qiโ€™an to squint.

    โ€œTchโ€ฆโ€

    He seemed to sense something and clicked his tongue.

    Up ahead, where it was even darkerโ€”under normal circumstances he couldโ€™ve seen everything clearly. Now his vision was blurry.

    The spot where Zhou Qiโ€™an stood had sinks on either side, and the door behind him slammed shut the moment he stepped in. The washroom was spacious. Standing under the light, a ghost could attack him from any angle.

    โ€œStop hiding,โ€ Zhou Qiโ€™an suddenly raised his voice. โ€œI know where you are.โ€

    Only deep silence responded.

    But in the next instant, the air grew damper. Zhou Qiโ€™an leapt swiftly to the side, swaying slightly upon landing. Clutching his iron-heavy stomach, he bared his teeth in pain.

    Where he had stood a moment ago, a ferocious black shadow had appeared.

    With a blink, it vanished.

    โ€œStop hiding,โ€ Zhou Qiโ€™an repeated flatly.

    Again, only darkness answered.

    โ€œEight oโ€™clock direction.โ€

    As he spoke, the shadow struck again.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an dodged once more, his face pale. โ€œFive oโ€™clock direction.โ€

    Perhaps stunned by his sharp reflexes, the ghost paused.

    โ€œSurprised?โ€ he mocked.

    No spiritual sensing. No detection tools. But he predicted the ghostโ€™s moves perfectly. Why?

    Because he hadโ€ฆ a nose.

    From the side, the stench of the toilet wafted over.

    The earlier explosion had seasoned the ghost thoroughly.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an coldly extended a finger. โ€œThatโ€™s right. I smelled you.โ€

    โ€œ!!!โ€

    Zzzโ€ฆ

    Zzzzzzzโ€ฆ

    The lightbulb flickered rapidly.

    In the brief moment of darkness, when it lit again, a pale face suddenly appeared a few meters away!

    The light went out.

    The ghost vanished.

    The light returned.

    The ghost was backโ€”this time, halved the distance.

    Maybe enraged, it began tormenting him psychologically, drawing closer with each flash.

    As the light blinked, Zhou Qiโ€™anโ€™s heart surged like a roller coaster. Instinctive fear flared, but above all, he couldnโ€™t stand the stench.

    Though his body lagged slightly, his mind remained sharp.

    Compared to the test scenarios and deadly play-acting in the infirmary, the dorm ghosts were more straightforward. Zhou Qiโ€™an had observed carefullyโ€”unlike other monsters with shadow-devouring abilities, this ghost had no shadow.

    Its neck was intact, no signs of decapitation, just a dent in the skull. Brain matter oozed down its face, as if it had sauced itself.

    When the ghost flickered near once more, Zhou Qiโ€™an finally got a close look at its face.

    Pale and bluish, with a layer of green mold. The first instance’s Han Liโ€™s face also changed after eating fishโ€”he suspected this ghost had also been poisoned by the cafeteria.

    โ€œDidnโ€™t die from the rules, but from another player.โ€

    Zhou Qiโ€™an concluded: players killed by rules had their decapitated bodies recycled. This ghost still haunted the dorm, and judging by its death, it had been poisoned and then finished off by its own teammates.

    โ€œFigures.โ€

    The game had made it clearโ€”they werenโ€™t the first to enter this instance. Given the high death rate from the past days, betrayal between players was to be expected.

    All that complex analysis only took a few seconds.

    When the light flickered again, and the ghost was about to strike point-blank, Zhou Qiโ€™an didnโ€™t dodge. Instead, just as the ghost let its guard down to go for the kill, he growled, โ€œWhite Silk.โ€

    A white ribbon appeared out of thin air, twisting midair into a sharp arc. With a thought, Zhou Qiโ€™an had the ribbon snap tight around the ghostโ€™s neck.

    The binding made its tongue shoot out.

    The lightbulbโ€™s flickering slowed slightly as the tongue unspooledโ€”indicating the ghostโ€™s energy was weakening.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an froze.

    That was it?

    All that careful analysisโ€”and the thing was this weak?

    He couldnโ€™t help but curse. โ€œWere you wrecked by Vikas or something?โ€

    Just in case it hadnโ€™t heard, he emphasized the name Vikas.

    The ghost immediately flew into a rage, struggling desperately against the ribbon. But Zhou Qiโ€™an raised his Little Hammer, swinging it at the dent in its skull.

    Physical tools were usually weak against ghosts.

    But after a few seconds of struggle, the green hue on its face darkened slightly.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an raised an eyebrow. Seemed like he was figuring out this ghostโ€™s rule: it weakened over time.

    It specialized in opening ambushesโ€”but too bad it met Vikas.

    โ€œThatโ€™s why we say foreign friends are helpful. Vikas straight-up dropped the difficulty from A to E.โ€

    With the white ribbon holding the ghost aloft, Zhou Qiโ€™an stepped back with arms crossed, observing while muttering, โ€œLook at youโ€”just got blown up, now youโ€™re working overtime. Why bother? The harder you try, the sadder it gets.โ€

    โ€œKillโ€ฆ killโ€ฆ meโ€ฆโ€ a hoarse, ghastly voice echoed in the washroom. The ghostโ€™s throat was so constricted it couldnโ€™t speak clearly.

    A second later, the system chimed:

    [Congratulations, youโ€™ve delayed the ghost for 1 minute.]

    [Youโ€™ve triggered the ghostโ€™s last wish.]

    [Last Wish: In life, he was killed by a teammate. If you kill another player to cheer him up, heโ€™ll tell you important info about the school.]

    Zhou Qiโ€™anโ€™s mocking smile faded a little. โ€œToo bad, you weakling.โ€

    He already knew most of the schoolโ€™s secrets.

    The tongue almost touched the floorโ€”truly a natural talent. Just a little more tightening andโ€ฆ

    But Zhou Qiโ€™an let go at the last second.

    White Silk vanished.

    Shen Zhiyi hadnโ€™t completed his mark-in yet. Gotta save it.

    That brief mercy stunned the ghost. After a moment of terror, realizing it had survived, it immediately fled with its tongue trailing behind.

    Another system chime:

    [Important Sign-In Spots: 4/4]

    *[Clue to the storyโ€™s background 1 obtained]

    [All sign-in spots unlocked. Extra reward granted.]

    Zhou Qiโ€™an skipped the clue and went straight to the reward:

    [Cane: A handcrafted high-class nobleโ€™s cane. Perfect for cane kills.]

    The handle of the cane in the image was made of cool, smooth jade, with the rich color of rosewood. It was long and slender, more like a decorative piece than a practical object.

    โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

    It was beautiful, sureโ€”but what kind of noble used a cane to kill people?

    The moment the ghost vanished, the bathroom door swung open again.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an didnโ€™t leave right away. He first went to the sink and splashed some water on his face. In the dim light, the mirror on the wall reflected a pale, exhausted face.

    After a moment, he put his glasses back on, masking the fatigue in his expression, and turned to leave the bathroom.

    In the stairwellโ€”

    The air was better here, and several floors away from the fifth floor, the stench didnโ€™t reach.

    A figure stood openly without bothering to hide their presence. Zhou Qiโ€™an walked straight over to Shen Zhiyi and said, โ€œYou can go now.โ€

    Earlier, when Shen Zhiyi left the cafeteria, he brought an extra bowl of ribsโ€”clearly set aside for himself.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an had chosen to deal with the ghost first for two reasons: one, no one was sure if the bathroom ghost had a limit on how many times it could appear in a day; and two, he was afraid Shen Zhiyi might accidentally kill the ghost before he finished his own checkpoint.

    That wouldโ€™ve been a total tragedy.

    Shen Zhiyi held the bowl with one hand, chewing the ribs slowly and elegantly.

    Zhou Qiโ€™an couldnโ€™t help but admire how someone with good temperament could even make eating ribs look graceful.

    He asked curiously, โ€œDo toxins affect you?โ€

    After all, heโ€™d seen his superior eat monster meat like it was lunch meatโ€”without so much as a twitch.

    โ€œThey can,โ€ Shen Zhiyi replied.

    โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ A pure idealist, huh?

    Shen Zhiyi placed the bowl on the windowsill. His long, slender fingers touched his stomach briefly, and then he walked off toward the end of the hall.

    The bathroom ghost, having endured a night of damageโ€”from tools, gas explosions, and being strangled by white silkโ€”had only just disappearedโ€ฆ and already sensed another summoning.

    Bathroom ghost: โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

    Who?

    Who is it this time?!

    Zhou Qiโ€™anโ€™s earlier rant about working overtime floated through its mindโ€”Who am I doing all this for?

    Forget night shifts. Let it all burn.

    __

    Author’s Note:

    A completely unnecessary mini-theater:

    The homeroom teacher assigned a themed essay: โ€œMe.โ€

    Zhou Qiโ€™an: โ€œMeโ€

    My life has always felt like walking on thin ice, so I longed to bring light to others.

    I was born lacking metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, so later I turned to marine life instead, demanded compensation for emotional damages in game instances, and became the biggest supplier of fireworks…

    Thatโ€™s meโ€”a fighter who refuses to yield to fate…

    Homeroom teacher halfway through grading: Zero points!

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