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DBMEP CH76

by Aria — Chapter 76: “If that day truly comes, the infected will include me." Xiang Nanli was so exhausted he didn't even know how he returned to his dormitory or how he managed to fall into bed. The dormitories of the Eternal City were located within the former City Lord's estate, the luxurious castle situated halfway up the mountain. Several of the City Lord's massive bedrooms had been partitioned. Some were four-person rooms, others six-person rooms. Xiang Nanli was staying in the VIP suite meant for…
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DBMEP CH75

by Aria — Chapter 75: "What enviable cohesion." Dongfang Qingdi's boot stomped down hard on the head of the giant snake half, its tail thrashing and convulsing. Chunks of rubble fell from the rather unstable incubation pool. Facing Sirius—whose state was incredibly bizarre, his body shaped like a "Y"—Xiang Nanli chose to communicate with him from a safe distance. Hiding behind Xiao Qing, he crouched down, picked up a dried snake corpse from the ground, and poked Sirius's visibly mutated face: "Can you…
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DBMEP CH74

by Aria — Chapter 74: But Shouldn't Someone Look Up at the One sentence from above, running errands until your legs break below. Andrew returned to his office and began racking his brains, polishing the recruitment message for the base. The thought of having to transmit it back to the boss for final approval after writing it filled Andrew's heart with the thick, suffocating despair of a corporate wage slave. Xiang Nanli had sent over many pictures, all taken using Gospel's electronic eyes. They…
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DBMEP CH73

by Aria — Chapter 73: What the heck was he expecting! According to Gusu City's calendar, it was currently summer. The temperature still wasn't high, but precipitation had increased significantly. Xiang Nanli had just finished harvesting a bag of fungus when a mass of ominous dark clouds drifted over. A few minutes later, thunder rumbled, and bean-sized raindrops pelted the ground. Down in the valley, the Fungus Cows deflated like wet cotton. Their color shifted from light pink to deep red, making them look…
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DBMEP CH72

by Aria — Chapter 72: Sometimes Dongfang Qingdi feels Xiang Nanli is also quite the war criminal. Eternal City, on the winding path leading to Pasture No. 1. Sitting in the driver's seat of a modified, three-wheeled motorized tricycle, Andrew babbled endlessly: "Those four-wheeled cars are public property. I didn't feel comfortable driving one over, afraid the cabin might get contaminated with spores and infect others." The mountain road was bumpy, and the cabin of the tricycle was cramped. This…
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DBMEP CH71

by Aria — Chapter 71: Eternal City No. 1 Pasture. "Xiao Qing, what were you just looking at?" Xiang Nanli turned his head. From his perspective, all he could see was a dense mountain forest. The last time he came here, the surrounding trees were still bare. Species capable of surviving in harsh environments truly all possessed their own unique traits. Dongfang Qingdi answered: "There are Mutants in the forest. Many of them. They should be Crawlers." According to his scan, there were a total of 12…
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DBMEP CH70

by Aria — Chapter 70: Ezekiel, Turning Human. Perhaps summer was approaching. The temperature on the surface had spiked recently, going from negative forty or fifty degrees to just negative one or two degrees. Xiang Nanli's nutrient liquid could finally be consumed directly without needing to be thawed. Gospel also no longer had to worry about being unable to charge due to low temperatures. Xiang Nanli checked the latitude and longitude. Before the nuclear war, summer temperatures in the Gusu City…
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DBMEP CH69

by Aria — Chapter 69: "Yo, Comrade War Criminal. Haven't..." Xiang Nanli bent over, hands resting on his knees. He looked back and forth between the moldy seeds on the ground and Beichen, who was squatting in front of the seeds deep in thought, his eyes brimming with anticipation. These seeds varied in size, some large and some small, but all were equally shriveled. After observing for a long time, Beichen spoke: "Fortunately, the temperature was low enough. You can't say they're completely useless. Extract…
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DBMEP CH68

by Aria — Chapter 68: “Your teacher is very beautiful.” For a robot, what exactly counted as suicide? Xiang Nanli had read the history of the Human Alliance. There was a period of time when robots frequently created panic by self-destructing. A service robot that was smiling and chatting warmly with you one second could take you out in an explosion the next. Robots had no life; they merely acted according to their programming. Omnics, however, understood clearly that death was universally the most…
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DBMEP CH67

by Aria — Chapter 67: “The humans back then did not wait for spring, and neither did I.” After Xiang Nanli spoke, he didn't wait for Dongfang Qingdi's reply; he just hopped off and walked away happily. Human emotions were complex and myriad, truly difficult to analyze. Dongfang Qingdi stood alone in place, short fragments continuously flashing through his mind. He didn't know how to process this pile of extraneous data unexpectedly generated in his background processes. Perhaps humans would better…
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