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DBMEP CH16

by Aria — Chapter 16: "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean." In the end, Xiang Nanli found the key clipped to the corpse's waistband. He gave it a couple of tugs, but it wouldn't budge. Left with no choice, he began figuring out how to unbuckle the man's belt. "This is the first time I've ever undressed someone. How does that saying go? If you can't take responsibility for them, don't undo their waistband." He offered his sincere apologies to the corpse. "Sorry, buddy. I'll take responsibility for…
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DBMEP CH32

by Aria — Chapter 32: "Xiang Nanli, You Are Xiang Nanli." The Advanced Lifeform Selection Tournament. Because the organizing committee shared a rather murky relationship with the Black Cross Inquisition, and because the event itself fell under the category of unrestricted, no-holds-barred fighting, it always felt a bit clandestine despite the massive hype surrounding it. The venue for this selection tournament was located 500 kilometers away from Gusu City. According to satellite maps, it sat near a human…
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DBMEP CH48

by Aria — Chapter 48: When You Can't Win, Call for Backup Xiang Nanli turned off the microphone and grumbled, "The local dialect of this Eternal City is pretty tongue-twisting." On top of that, its vocabulary was sparse—a typical trait of an underdeveloped language. The Human Alliance language, derived from Mandarin, sounded much better. It was the black armor that responded. Alpha’s database hadn't stored this dialect either; after all, its data originated from Alpha 5.2.0, which hadn't been…
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DBMEP CH64

by Aria — Chapter 64: Like a... Gusu City. "This is Ankang Road Hospital. Tell the operator that the hospital is at full capacity and cannot accept any more patients! Stop sending patients here! This isn't a plague at all!" "Are the 'Gatekeepers' not doing their jobs?! F***, paying those bullshit tech companies two hundred million in licensing fees every year—can they be of any use?! Hurry up and identify and cut off the spread of information; don't let the panic fester!!" "The 'Observers' have…
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DBMEP CH17

by Aria — Chapter 17: Behind the door... what kind of beautiful... The Lurker held the antibiotics under its tongue without swallowing. It knew what antibiotics were, and since it wasn't injured, it had no use for them. Snatching them away wasn't necessarily because it wanted them; it was mostly to give Xiang Nanli a little shock, a small reminder of what a mutant can do. It crawled along the wall, moving like a shadow. Even though its body was a grayish-white, it made people subconsciously overlook its…
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DBMEP CH33

by Aria — Thank you @Renea for the Kofi~ Chapter 33: He Seemed Only Capable of Loving an Abstract Person Xiang Nanli had no idea that in the eyes of others, he was once again being perceived as terrifyingly formidable. He merely felt that Andrew had suddenly become unusually attentive. That treacherous, black-hearted doctor no longer addressed him as a casual "you," but had even switched to the formal, respectful "You." If Xiang Nanli knew what Andrew was actually thinking, he would probably shout…
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DBMEP CH49

by Aria — Thank you @Renea for the Kofi. Chapter 49: The Gospel Has Been in Exile for So Long, a Few More Years Won't Hurt... Sariel’s ram horn was broken. Black blood, thick as viscous grease, slicked the surface of his body. All three of his eyes were gone, gouged out one by one. Omnics possessed a brand of cruelty that humans could never comprehend. Because every part of their bodies was replaceable, they harbored no care for expendable physical hulls, nor did they hold any reverence for life…
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DBMEP CH65

by Aria — Chapter 65: Geothermal Well. After eating, Xiang Nanli began to feel drowsy. He crawled into his sleeping bag and felt the soft thermal blanket envelop him. He adjusted his sleeping posture and then spoke, "Xiao Qing, goodnight." "Goodnight." Xiang Nanli pulled up the zipper in front of his eyes, and the world around him plunged into darkness. In this household, only he and Beichen still needed sleep. Xiang Nanli's sleep quality was always enviable, and soon, Dongfang Qingdi sensed that…
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DBMEP CH18

by Aria — Chapter 18: "Dongfang Qingdi was meant to be my body..." When Xiang Nanli saw so many gun barrels aimed at his forehead, his first reaction was to fold. He raised his hands, signaling that he had no weapons and was harmless. The heavy gate rose slowly to its highest point. Rows of robots stood within, possessing highly anthropomorphic structures. Their metallic bodies had no artificial skin, allowing one to see the mechanics at every joint. Their cores spun at high speeds, and the electrical conduits…
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DBMEP CH34

by Aria — Chapter 34: "It Is My Most Perfect Creation." Dongfang Qingdi sat sideways on a chair. The room was far too cramped; even with his legs crossed, he couldn't fully stretch them out. An arm's length away, Xiang Nanli was fast asleep. He wasn't a particularly still sleeper, tossing and turning—perhaps because he wasn't used to the bed. Every hour or two, Dongfang Qingdi would get up to adjust the blanket. Having nothing better to do anyway, he figured it was best not to let a fragile human catch…
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